whaaa?

Iguana will not get into even attempting to figure out why:
countless job offers struck her from even previously inconceivable directions the exact day she signed an appointment letter. Some roads are just pointless. There was this whole 6 months of exquisite destitution, when not even the wildest of overtures for commited labour met with even feigned interest in her value for other purposes. the iguana roars in incomprehension. it bothers her. it bothers her not. it bothers. now she's getting the heebiejeebies cos as recommended before iguana's got to remember: dont look back. don't.
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Meeting fweinds tommrw. Tell me it pans out. All girly chat-trap. Yumm.